“WHAT ME WORRY!”
"Whiskey Leaks"
“ It takes money to kill bad guys.” Pete Hegseth
In his defense, the Secretary of War can’t help himself. The 2026 $200 billion is just a drop in his bucket list. An embarrassment of riches. Coffers must be replenished. Forever. Put your $$$ where Rambozo’s mouth is. Capital idea.
The 2025 “use-it-or-lose-it” budget spree was merely the amuse- bouche.
Pentagon À La Carte Menu:
$6.9 million for lobster $15.1 million on ribeye steaks
$2 million on Alaskan king crab
Nearly $140,000 on doughnuts
Over $124,000 on ice cream machines
$98,329 Steinway & Sons grand piano for an Air Force residence
$225 million in furniture including individual chairs costing nearly $1,900
$12,540 for fruit basket stands
$5.3 million on Apple devices
the “surf and turf” $93.4 billion budget splurge.
So much for this administration’s public push for federal efficiency and economy.



